Howdy Cricket Fans!
In what was to be an epic showdown of the highest Cricketing quality, the first annual “Dads vs Lads” cricket match was held under the sizzling heat of the Papamoa sun on Wed 27th December 2023.
With the game needing to be hardball cricket, each Dad had to have a Lad playing in Div 7 or 8, turning the day into a family reunion hotter than a beach BBQ.
The rulebook decided to take a siesta, much like a South African Captain passing the time at a boring Captains hui. Club Colours were a must, leaving some Dads scrounging for shirts on a quest for the ultimate SPF protection.
The boys were supported by families on the sidelines, ready to offer support or perhaps contemplate the life choices that led them away from the cool embrace of the beach.
The artificial wicket promised more bounce than an overheated beach ball and the boundary was brought in to allow a good total and keep running around to a minimum.
Game play based on Div 8 rules (in the interests of a good time for all)
Each batting partnership has 5 Overs to score as many runs as possible
All Cricket shots are possible.
Dads score as normal
Dads must bowl from a 2 step run up.
If a Dad is out the Team loses 5 Runs
Lads score double the normal runs for everything
Lads Bowl as normal
If a Lad is out the team loses 2 runs
Brendan McCarthy
Mark Divehall
Marc James
Russell Condor
Tony Broadhead
David Babbage
Tony Haig
Dave Taylor
Michael Condor (Fill in Dad)
Daniel Clark (Visiting International Pro Dad)
Lincoln McCarthy
Brody Divehall
Wyatt James
Matthew Condor
Alex Broadhead
Ryan Babbage
Lucca Allen-Haig
Marley Taylor
Ben Goninon (Fill in Lad)
Lewis Clark (Visiting International Pro Lad)
Lads Scorecard:
Brody 28
Wyatt 26
Lincoln 28
Lewis 22
Ben 22
Ryan 24
Alex 12
Matthew 34
Marley 38
Lucca 16
Total 250 for 15
Brendan 24
Daniel 29
Dave Taylor 19
Tony Haig 5
Michael 34
David Babbage 33
Russel -4
Tony Broadhead 13
Marc -7
Mark 43
Total 189 for 13
Golden Dismissals: (Dad dismissed by his own Lad requiring mandatory publication)
Russel Condor: Bowled by Matthew Condor
Mark Divehall: Bowled (first ball) by Brody Divehall
All other dismissals of Dads have been selectively forgotten to protect the innocent. But it can be noted that a fine display of lightening fast bowling and great catching was on display from the lads with several Dads left wanting. The future of senior cricket is in good hands.
In the end, the Lads emerged victorious, their double runs making the Dads' scoreboard look sadder than a melted ice cream cone. It was a day of laughs, camaraderie, and cricketing mishaps that left everyone dreaming of a cooler spot – maybe next time they'll opt for the beach.
Until next year…